In times past I would find myself in the queue of a local Tesco’s Express with a Yorkie and a can of Dr Pepper in my hand.  Nowadays it’s a Twix, KitKat or even a stinkin’ Mars Bar.  I used to like Yorkies but gone are the days where I buy them.  What’s happened to me?  I’ll investigate this further with the help of only www.dailyjunk.co.uk and my cats whiskers!

Personally, I think it’s disgusting.  Why does ones tastebuds change when they get to a certain age?  I feel like I’m shoving the decent sweets aside for evermore popular counterparts.  I mean, what did a Twix do for us recently? NOTHING.  But does it stop you from getting to elevenses at the office, running down to the vending machine, flipping in a 50 pence piece and dunking it in your cup of tea!?  No my crazy friend, it doesn’t!  The next time you fancy a snack you only deviate from ‘the norm’ for a blinkin’ KitKat or a Mars Bar.  Or a bloddy Snickers!  Where the hell did that come from?  When I was a lad, old people ate Snickers as a sweet while I crammed the monstrous bricks of chocolate, that were pieces of Yorkie, into my boat race!  I mean it even had to change it’s bloody name from Marathon!

 
WTF?

I suppose, all I’m trying to get at during this whole article is:-

- What happened to them chocolate pretzel things that came in the blue packet?

I love google images

Rant over.